Look! A Lesbian!

It’s 2025 – and there are still lesbians who have never been to Lesbos? Unbelievable! This needs to change. Lesvos Air is launching a new route to the island – exclusively for lesbians! But strangely, the flights aren’t sold out. Is being a lesbian no longer a thing? Author Joey Juschka sets out to explore this phenomenon and the lesbian island along with it. She spends a year in Greece, uncovering what life is like in Sappho’s homeland. From bare beach butts in September, too many cats in December and the big isolation in February to March porn and May panting, June cocktails and July tourists, including a straight people invasion. And it’s such a cliché: Lesbians on a lesbian island. Very lesbian, of course. And sapphic. And queer. And more! A travel guide of short stories, at times also without any dykes in it, but instead with tourists who shower too much, Greeks who can’t afford swimming pools, and underwater pussies that appear in front of the world’s best bar. Let’s go!