Angry Haikus (a warning)

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(Hello.

My daughter encouraged me to enter my Greyhound Joycean effort into the UK National Poetry Competion . It won precisely nothing and I didn't take it too well … )

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My blood pressure up

Poetry competition

Note from marketing

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Trained to be sanguine,

my poems are too joyful

return to author

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Who is this upstart?

Judges' sad verse must sell more

Fwck encouragement

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Good verse after bad

7 pounds down the toilet

Winning poems stink

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Soon success supreme

Judges wail and gnash their teeth

Like Jeremiah

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( so please read them as comedy . I deserve it )

Chris

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