SLUG CANNIBALISM (and other stories)
by RÚ
Welcome to the “Skull and Crossbones,”
our campus clubhouse.
Join us if you:
– have a sense of humour (#1-17)
– have no sense of humour (#1-17)
– swear like the devil (#1-17)
– need to fucking stop swearing (#10)
– are too broke for a vacation (#15)
– can’t keep a secret (#3, 15)
– have a pesky little brother (#4)
– who writes about slugs (#7)
– have a nasty older brother (#8)
– don’t have a girlfriend (#12, 13)
– pretend to have a girlfriend (#9)
– missed the bar fight (#11)
– are chased by man-eating catfish (#3)
– need a lawyer (#16)
– want to end it all (#17)
– need hope for tomorrow (#1-17)