Funny

Penis.

There was once a penis who used his foreskin as a hoodie.

Mr Penis was constantly bumping into other,human formed people, moaning

Sometimes pain,sometimes pleasure, always “nya”

Disappointingly enough,Mr Penis became a pornstar, making big waves on the surf-abomination subgenre on pornhub.

And so he lived wealthily and happily for a while, unlike Mrs vagina.

Pure, bittersweet vagina…

Cupid shot directly through her at the supermarket,Infront of others, uniting wielding her eyes directly to his taint.

Her with her voluptuous lips and Red, seasoned hair.

Him with cum drizzling out of his mouth and a confusing respiratory system

Her and her aroma of frutti del Mari a lá tutti frutti

Him with one eye

Poor,salty Mr Penis…

To be in the wishlist of Mrs Vagina, the nymphomaniac fish lady,was almost lethal, the only ways out we’re lethal.

Mr Penis left his stench of coins behind, turning Mrs vagina and simply followed it.

One way or the other she was going to get her way with him.

And then,life continued as per usual.

Mr Penis died of testicular cancer short after his first shooting with fellow costar Groen Lower, a human sized Vagina.

Bad tongues speak of murder, they speak of Mrs Vagina poisoning Mrs penis Piercing with lead.

My tongue I cut off on a night of rolling on snow, but my fingers point at a suicide.

Groen Lower, Sister and Fellow Human Genital has since withdrawn her testimony against Mr Vagina, who has disappeared under mistérious circumstances.

Witnesses claim having heard the sound of macaroni in a pot moments before seem Mr V. For the last time.

The nightlights blind, autos make noises, who knows who heard what.

With love

-P3N12