Recipe

After years of preparing this recipe, I can say that I have managed to improve it and assure that it can never be perfected. Carry out, prepare or adopt it at your own risk.

Ingredients

• Two tablespoons of insecurity
• Three quarters teaspoon of ego (for the itch)
• Half a cup of bad memory
• 300gr of resentment
• Strange accent
• Good sense of smell
• Basic illnesses
• Fear of thunder and phone calls
• Misdiagnosed depression
• Inability to confront love ones
• Flight from problems

• Coquetry
• Loud and wild laughter
• Idiotic love for dogs
• Incontrollable desire to move
• Poor eyesight
• Poor spelling in all languages
• Fear of looking stupid
• Spiders of all sizes
• Plants, the kind that take over the house when you’re gone for a week
• Sneaky deer
• Skinny foxes
• Mangy dogs
• Fat dogs
• Cats that come to save your uncles from suicide
• Friends you don’t talk to
• Others you forgot you had
• Mania for looking at other people’s lives
• And for generating apocalypses in your head

• Good luck. A lot of luck.

For perfect consistency remember to separate the bad decisions from the lucky ones, even if it is sometimes difficult to tell them apart.